#7: People Not Reading My Blog

People, I made this blog to make you laugh.  Are you laughing?  Is anyone reading?  Is it just me?  Has this become a journal?  I don’t know what to think.  I thought this blog thing would be a good idea.  I thought that maybe someday somehow someway I could get a book deal out of this.  Maybe I’m late.  Maybe there are a lot of other funnier blogs out there.  Maybe no one knows about this blog.  Maybe you, the one person reading it, haven’t told your friend(s) yet.  Maybe you think it’s too funny and you don’t want to tell anyone and keep it to yourself.  Maybe you want to steal the ideas and act like you came up with them when you’re in the carpool, on the subway, at Subway, or at your corporate securities high-level management meeting’s water cooler break.

Well reader(s), I am broken.  I need some time to reflect.  I need to do a cost/benefit analysis and see whether or not this is worth aggravating my tennis elbow for.  I’m going to go now.  I’m not going to punch my pillow.